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18fe8 №.6707

Question: Why do Americans eat their hamburgers and fries with their bare hands? As an European it is one of the weirdest things I see Americans do. Normally when I go out to eat, it's at a proper restaurant and I always see everyone cutting their hamburger, which makes sense, because it's basically a big sloppy topping and you need a pin inside of it to keep it from falling apart. So why would you take it with your hands? I mean, at the McDonalds they put them in wrapping, but are you going inside with your hands to fish out the last bits of tomato, beef and bun?

ONION №.6708

where tf in Europe do you live? People only eat it with utensils if the burger doesn't fit the mouth or has fallen apart.

46d52 №.6709

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What the fuck kind of low effort shitposting is this?

ONION №.6710

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OP is a Eurocuck. They/Them don't even know what an In-N-Out 3x3 is. That is to say, they wouldn't know a burger if it fell out of the sky and slapped them on the face.

d095e №.6713


You started it, faggot.

Initially perceived as food that men shared while gaming and drinking at night, the sandwich slowly began appearing in polite society as a late-night meal among the aristocracy. The sandwich is named after John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, an eighteenth-century English aristocrat.[8][9] It is commonly said that Lord Sandwich, during long sessions of cribbage and other card games at public gambling houses, would order his valet to bring him salt beef between two pieces of toasted bread. He was fond of this form of food because it allowed him to continue gambling while eating, without the need for a fork, and without getting his cards greasy from eating meat with his bare hands. The dish then grew in popularity in London, and Sandwich's name became associated with it.[8] The rumour in its familiar form appeared in Pierre-Jean Grosley's Londres (Neuchâtel, 1770), translated as A Tour to London in 1772;[15] Grosley's impressions had been formed during a year in London in 1765.

ONION №.6716

TFW an amerifat is better at history than a eurocuck.

18fe8 №.6718


That's not an answer though, I didn't ask why Americans eat their sandwiches with their bare hands, I asked why they eat their hamburgers with their bare hands.

ONION №.6719

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A sandwich is a hamburger, dumbass.
>You got that backwards, retard
I'm trying to make it retarded enough you'll understand it.

eade1 №.6720

Ah, those are just the shitty "restaurant burgers", presented in that stupid way to try and upsell a cheap beef patty between two buns as a "dining experience" rather than fast food from a van or grillhouse.
They are inferior pseudo-burgers, because their shape is more vertical than horizontal, which makes the contents liable to spill out, and renders them non-portable, and impossible to eat with your hands, which violates the entire point of a sandwich, as outlined by >>6713

I would like to protest however, that you would call the Earl of Sandwich a "European".
Not only are the Eurofags generally leery of anything English having to do with them, but we have always considered Europe to be something that goes on "over there", and away from us.

This probably began with the religious schisms, but it really has stuck.
Only the faggy "world citizen" types among us ever try to link Englishness with "Europeanism".

18fe8 №.6721

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>A sandwich is a hamburger, dumbass.
>Ah, those are just the shitty "restaurant burgers",

Well, this is some next level cope.

eade1 №.6722

No, a hamburger is a sandwich, retard.
And only a poorly made sandwich "must" be eaten with a knife and fork.

And if you order a burger at a restaurant, you are a spastic in any case, because it's, as I said, just a way to upsell you cheap meat, padded with bread.

The bread is the packaging, dumbfuck.
You hold the bread, as you eat it.

If the bread doesn't fulfill this purpose, the exercise is a failure, and the chef must cut off his own fingers in shame.

>Foreign retard can't eat a sandwich

>Copes by pretending to be smug

Would you like to see my cock, you being gay and all?

ONION №.6723

Shalom eurotard. You are arguing with amerifats, the populace of the land of the burger, about what is and is not a hamburger. Your retarded strawman burger needs to go back to Israel. I can't wait for you to visit burgerland and try to eat a western bacon cheeseburger with a knife and fork. You'll make it onto the news as the most retarded person alive.

46d52 №.6726

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Why do Americans eat their hamburgers and fries with their bare hands?

Because "Fuck You". That's why.

ONION №.6727

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Imagine being a Eurocuck and eating your hamburger with a knife and fork instead of your sidearm.

ONION №.6728

Holy diabetes

ONION №.6729

Pretty sure that guy's arteries are scared more than his pancreas.

c7026 №.6731

Peak American breakfast of champions. Although I like to mine with a Glock 19.

d37dd №.6732

>I would like to protest however, that you would call the Earl of Sandwich a "European".
>Only the faggy "world citizen" types among us ever try to link Englishness with "Europeanism".

Wrong. There's only two countries taught in Amerifat geography, (The United States of) America, and NOT America. If you think I'm kidding I was in an undergraduate geography course and the girl next to me didn't know where Canada was. This took place in Pennsylvania.

18fe8 №.6733

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>Would you like to see my cock


ONION №.6734

You are misrepresenting the truth. Yes there are retards attending and graduating from college. But I am certain at least one teacher in that girl's 12+ years of education tried to teach her about at least one other country.
You really want me to believe that girl didn't learn about evil Germany and the poor six gorillion? Get out of here.

c151c №.6735

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every hamburger ive ever eaten in my life, ive eaten with my hands. eating it with a knife and fork really limits bite size.

619e3 №.6736

Eating bacon doesn't give you diabetes

ONION №.6737

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>>People eating burgers with their hands
>Oi vey.

27a43 №.6738

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12250 №.6749

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ONION №.6751


ONION №.6752

There are demons attached to this cartoon>>6749

16011 №.6754

>cranking at groin level
>dark skinned slave labor
>tiny hat

no idea what you're talking about kek

ONION №.6838

>OP has never ordered a burger from a teenage girl wearing roller skates and eaten it in his V8

ONION №.6839

OP has never eaten a burger on the range after sending a few hundred rounds of .223/5.56 into a steel torso silhouette 100 yards away.

ONION №.6841

Some fag RO said I could get lead poisoning if I kept doing that without washing my hands buut i fel jusss finne . nooeffcts atll.

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